My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.