My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens because there is nothing to work on.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog.