Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one of his main ideas, you know, that the males of almost all animals have stronger passions than the females. Since then we've learned a thing or two. At any rate, the female snake is right there when spring arrives in the woods.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.