The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.