All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.