All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.