All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.