All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one of his main ideas, you know, that the males of almost all animals have stronger passions than the females. Since then we've learned a thing or two. At any rate, the female snake is right there when spring arrives in the woods.