The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.