The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.