The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.