Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens because there is nothing to work on.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.