Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.