Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.