Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.