A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.