Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.
My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.