A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.