I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.