I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.