The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.