The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.