The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one of his main ideas, you know, that the males of almost all animals have stronger passions than the females. Since then we've learned a thing or two. At any rate, the female snake is right there when spring arrives in the woods.