The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.
Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.
The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.