It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.