It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.