We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.