I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.
Will CuppyGalvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog.
Will CuppyFrogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.
Will CuppyAlexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.
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