Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.

I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.