Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.