President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.