Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.