President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.

The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.

President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.