Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.