Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.

President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.