The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.