The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.