Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.

In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point