Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.