Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.

Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.

It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.

Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.