Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.