The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.

Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.