How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.

President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.

Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.