It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.
The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.
President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.