It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.

Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars