This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.