The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.