If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.