The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.