When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.