The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.