When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.