When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

When you're through learning, you're through.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.