People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.