People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.