People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.