The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.