The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.