Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.