Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.