Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.