When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.