The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'