When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.