When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.