When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.