The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.