The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.