The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.