The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.