No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.