There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.