There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.