There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.