The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

I never met a man that I didn't like.