The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.