The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.