The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.