The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.