Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.