Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.