Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.
We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.