Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?