Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.