Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Failure has gone to his head.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.