Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.