He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
Easy street is a blind alley.