The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
God help those who do not help themselves.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you