The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.