Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.

Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.