Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.