Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Easy street is a blind alley.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.