The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.