He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.