You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.