I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.