The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.