The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.