What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.