A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.