All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

God help those who do not help themselves.

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.