All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.