The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.