If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.