I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.