Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.