I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

Failure has gone to his head.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.