Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.